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ANTI-VALENTINE POEM & MARTINIS ANYONE?


Sometimes Valentine's Day isn't all hearts and flowers.  If you are anti-Valentine this one's for you:
 
You brought me one flower
you stole from my yard,
and thought you'd get lucky
with a tacky red card.


You're a cheap little weasel
with no style and no class,
An uninspired boorish Cupid
dressed up like an ass.

I'd rather do laundry
than spend time with you,
or even spend V-day
with a case of the flu!

So pack up your willy
that itty, bitty wahoo,
cuz it's really quite silly
to think I'd do you!
©2011 by PopArtDiva.Com

 ANTI -VALENTINE MARTINIS
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HAPPY ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY

 
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1 comment:

  1. hehe. You're right sometimes that poem is just the right thing to say.

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