ANTI-VALENTINE POEM & MARTINIS ANYONE?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sometimes Valentine's Day isn't all hearts and flowers.  If you are anti-Valentine this one's for you: You brought me one flower
you stole from my yard,
and thought you'd get lucky
with a tacky red card.

You're a cheap little weasel
with no style and no class,
An uninspired boorish Cupid
dressed up like an ass.

I'd rather do laundry
than spend time with you,
or even spend V-day
with a case of the flu!

So pack up your willy
that itty, bitty wahoo,
cuz it's really quite silly
to think I'd do you! ©2011 by PopArtDiva.Com
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HAPPY ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY
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