13 MERRY LITTLE JOKES FOR THE HOLIDAYS
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live ~ George Carlin
- Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip ~ Gary Allan #Christmas
- The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing ~ Stephen Wright
- Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses - Unknown
- A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset ~ James Gould Cozzens
- I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included ~ Bernard Manning
- Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year ~ Victor Borge
- Santa wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist, & a beard & long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's he smoking in that pipe? ~ Arlo Guthrie
- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit ~ Anonymous
- You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger ~ Robert Paul
- Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present ~ Anonymous
- Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody ~ Ogden Nash
- A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together ~ Garrison Keillor
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