20090121

DROPPED MY CELL PHONE IN THE TOILET, OH CRAP - Pardon the Pun!


13 Reasons Not To Drop Your Cell Phone in the Toilet
  1. It gets wet
  2. It gets wet with - eeuuuwww! - toilet water!
  3. It stops working
  4. You can't get calls
  5. You can't make calls
  6. You can't read your Calendar or To Do List
  7. If you can't read your Calendar/To Do List you can't remember what the hell you're supposed to be doing because the phone is your back up brain.
  8. You can't text stupid thoughts to anyone
  9. You can't get stupid thought texts from anyone
  10. Which means you lose about 20 laughs a day
  11. You might have to replace it - and the damn thing cost over $200 bucks and you didn't buy insurance (which is stupid because the insurance is almost as much as a new phone anyway!)
  12. You're so addicted to being "in contact" all the time, 24/7, that you begin to experience withdrawal symptoms
  13. You have to use - OMG - a land line!
Please keep a good thought that my phone drys out completely and starts to work again soon, okay? In the meantime, does anyone out there have a nice, new iPhone they'll like to donate to me?
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